Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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