In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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