I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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