just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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