escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
