Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
