Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
is wine microwaveable?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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