i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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