it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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