I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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