come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Randomize
