Nicole vs. Life
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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