Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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