You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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