Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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