He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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