her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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