Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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