The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I look better un-naked...
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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