just tell him i said nine months
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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