I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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