He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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