dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
