Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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