I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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