Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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