he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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