I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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