operation harelip BJ is a go
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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