Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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