I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I'm really busy with my period
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