i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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