you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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