I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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