My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
