He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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