if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Randomize
