What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I'm passing your future prison.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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