Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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