Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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