He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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