i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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