We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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