Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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