Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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