69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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