Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
just tell him i said nine months
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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