Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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