Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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