Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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