i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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