Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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