Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
You may now shotgun with the bride
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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