Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
Randomize