I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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