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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.

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  If you're joking I'm going to be sad

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex

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• (518): View more from New York

  Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you

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• (415): View more from California

  lol hangovers are for mortals.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?

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